Well, it's a dream but apparently a dream readers want realized.
Hi. I was just curious if you had a cast for the [Silent Hill 3] movie yet. If not are you going to have an audition for the movie? Please let me know asap. Thanks.
Denise
Hello Denise,
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If you would like to audition for the movie, I'm afraid you will have to contact Davis Films who is producing the film... err... unless you want us to do an in-home audition. We could come over, get the right lighting. Some scenes might involve nudity, of course the Silent Hill 3 movie is R-Rated.
...Sorry.
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